Have You Ever Read These Type of Jokes Which Will Seriously Make You ROFL!

Have You Ever Read These Type of Jokes Which Will Seriously Make You ROFL!

#1

Two women are talking.One says to the other,” Say, last week you told me that you were going to go out on a date with a Frech horn player.Did that happen?”

“Yeah,” says the other woman, “it did.”

The first woman says, “Really! Well, I remember that you were looking forward to it.How did it go?”

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“Well,” says the other woman, “it went fine, and he’s a really nice guy, but there was one major problem.”

The first woman says, “Oh?What was that?”

“You see,” says the second woman, “every time he kissed me, he wanted to shove his hand up my ass.

#2

A man from the Midwest takes his wife to the cattle show.They walk down the alley where the bulls are, and when they come to the first bull, there is a sign that says:”This bull mated 50 times last year.”

The wife smiles and turns to her husband. She says, “He mated 50 times in a year. I think that maybe you could learn something from this bull.”

They proceed to the next shall, where a sign reads: “This bull mated 145-time last year.”

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The wife raises her eyebrows, turns to her husband, and says, “Now look at this. This one mated 145 times last year. That’s over twelve times a month. You could learn something from this one, too.”

When they get to the last bull. the sign says: “This bull mated 365 times last year.”The wife’s mouth drops open and she says.”Wow!365 times!That’s ONCE A DAY!! You could really learn something from this bull.”

The man turns to his wife and says,”Go over and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

#3 

Q: Moms have Mother’s Day. Father have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday.

#4

Three Frenchmen and an American woman are having dinner together. At one point during the conversation, the term”savoir-faire” is used by one of the Frenchmen.The American woman says. “Excuse me. gentlemen. but I don’t know what that means. What is the definition of “savoir-faire‘?”

“Ah,” says one of the Frenchmen, “it does not translate directly into English, but I think I can give you a feeling for what ‘savoir-faire’ means.

“As an example,” he continues, “suppose that a man comes home unexpectedly from a long business trip. He goes upstairs to the bedroom, opens the door, and finds his wife in bed with another man.He says, ‘Oh, excuse me.’That, my friend is savoir-faire.

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The second Frenchman cuts in, “Pardon me, please, but that is not really the true meaning of savoir-faire.It is very cool, I admit, but it is not savoir-faire. Real savoir-faire is when a man comes home from a long business trip, goes upstairs to the bedroom, opens the door, and finds his wife in bed with another man. The husband says, “Oh, excuse me. Please continue.’ Now that is savoir-faire.”

The third Frenchman says, “Ah, I must admit, that is very close to an accurate definition of savoir-faire, but it is not quite right. Real, true savoir-faire is when a man comes home unexpectedly from a long business trip, goes upstairs to the bedroom. opens the door, and finds his wife in bed with another man. The husband says, ‘Oh, excuse me, please continue.’ If the man continues, THAT is savoir-faire.

#5

Q: What do you call kinky $ex with chocolate?

A: S&M&M

 

 

 

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