A Funny Discussions Between a Wife and Husband and Policeman

A Funny Discussions Between a Wife and Husband and Policeman

#1

A policeman is patrolling the local Lover’s Lane that overlooks a river.He drives by a parked car and sees a couple sitting inside with the dome light on.There is a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the backseat, knitting.The cop pulls his squad car over to investigate.

He went to the driver’s window and knocks. The young man looks up, rolls the window down, and responded  very polite manner, “Yes.officer?”

The policeman asks, ” What are you doing?”

“What does it look like?” the young man says. “I’m reading a magazine.”

The cop points toward the young lady in the back seat, and asks,”And just what is she doing?”

The young man looks over his shoulder, then replies, “what does it look like? She’s knitting.”

Suspicious, the officer asks the young man, ” Exactly how old are you?”

The boy replies, “I’m nineteen.”

“And how old is she?” asks the officer, pointing toward the girl in the back.

The young man looks at his watch and says, “Well, in about twelve minutes she’ll be eighteen.”

#2

A man says to his wife, ” You never tell me when you have an orgasm.”

The wife replies, “You’re never home.”

#3

A man is in the pharmacy shopping for condoms and discovers a new brand: Olympic condoms.The man is quite impressed and so he buys a pack.When he gets home. he can’t wait to tell his wife about his new purchase.

The wife, however, is skeptical. ” what, ” she asks, ” makes Olympic condoms so special?”

“Well, for one thing,” says the man, ” They come in three colors: Gold, Silver, and Bronze.”

“Oh, I see,” says the wife, with a little smile on her face. ” And just what color are you planning on wearing tonight?

The man smiles proudly and says, “Why, Gold, of course.”

The wife replies, ” Really? why don’t you wear Silver?

It would be nice if you came second for a change!”

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